BILLIE JOE'S WORDS OF WISDOM

"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now."

  "All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!"

"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."

"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"

"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it."

MIKE DIRNT TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

"Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible."

"Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty d**n good."

"I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons."

"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."

"How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb (Tre: how many?) uh… um…um let me think… two! One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my d**k."

TRE'S WORDS TO LIVE BY

(Talking about Mike taking a s**t off the hotel balcony): "She was so p***ed, so she was gonna make us leave the hotel..but she didn't. big mistake!"

"I wanna survive an avalanche, I wanna be one of those people a dog finds burried uder a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation."

"I want to wash your grandmother.

"I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...."

"I can suck my own."